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he’s coming for ya red.
this twitter is really fucked up at first you think its just about a dad and his coffe and then u find shit like
what
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If I’m to consider becoming a mermaid I need someone to supply me with some rice and sushi rollers cause I sure as hell am not eating raw fish on its own ok.
Why does everyone dislike the gap inbetween the pillows it’s great you can just bury your entire head under the pillows like an ostrich its fucking delicious.
when he turns around his face is like “NOTHING TO SEE HERE GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS”
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if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
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can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
(via postulation)
sigh why can’t I have neighbors like this.
